Small Group

Disclaimer: The following was designed by John “Yo man, it’s the Yeoman” Yeo. You have been warned…

Here is the small group application! Yay!

Turn it in to any of the leaders. Or just bring it on Thursday nights.

Small group apps are due by 4th week Thursday. Think about it. Talk about it. Pray about it. This is definitely not a “lite” decision. First come, first serve!

Small Pokemon

If you are not sure what small group is, here’s a breakdown, hollywood style:

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dun dun dun dun duhdun dun duhduuun~

One leader. Three non-leaders. or two. One journey. A seemingly random group of people gather together to share and invest in their lives. One focus. What brings them together is the Gospel – the truth that is Jesus Christ. Cross-centered, Gospel-centered. One year. These brothers and sisters commit to a year of intimacy to know Jesus more, to love God more, to be filled with the Holy Spirit – to encourage, to edify, to build each other up in the Gospel. Man to man! Woman to woman! Get ready to get down and dirty with the fundamentals of faith! Get ready for the heart surgery! ba-dum ba-dum! ouch pain!

Fellowship! Accountability! LOVE! *kabooooom!*

This is the moment you’ve been waiting for!

Critics give it 10 thumbs up!

“Small Groups are the backbone of this ministry!”

“It’s all about the Relationship baby~!”

Don’t miss out on this hit movie of the year grammy award winning nominated a lot of times heisman trophy nba championship gold medal nascar wheelie 1080 jackie chan epic star wars digitally remastered critically acclaimed blockbuster! Coming soon to a CCM near you.

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duhdun duuuuuun! duhdun duuuuun!

 

3 Responses to Small Group

  1. …oh my gosh…

    i want to SO join a small group!!!!

  2. the application is not on the internet anymore… what should i do?

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